High high up~~

An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do nothing?' The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.' So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Moral of the story:

To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

I dreamt of Kimi...

I dreamt of watching F1...dreamt of taking pictures with Kimi...wow!

I dreamt of Kimi...suddenly he became a fat guy...with big stomach...and HE IS PREGNANT!

I dreamt of Kimi announcing he wont be competing for 2008 season as he is now PREGNANT and the baby gonna due real soon!

Wahsai....what kind of dream is that? When i was taking pictures with Kimi....he is real fit and no sign of big stomach and pregnant...next he is pregnant with baby!

I laughed in my heart when i realised this was dream.....phewww~~~~

Wahaha.....i really cannot explain how could i dream of this -----

The lesson of shit...

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.

While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out!

He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.

Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Moral of the story:
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!

Always let your boss have the first say...

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.'

'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas , driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.' Puff! She's gone.

'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on! the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.' Puff! He's gone.

'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch.'

Moral of the story:

Always let your boss have the first say...

Q & As

Another lame joke to share...

What is the difference between the tires Good Year and 365 used condoms?
--> 365 used condoms are VERY good year.

Hahaha....not funny hor....*_*

Jay Chow....the poor thing

Hahaha..you will get the hang of it if u can read the 'new version' of lyrics on screen :P

A good reason not to fly

A large two engined train was crossing America. After they had gone some distance one of the engines broke down. "No problem," the engineer thought, and carried on at half power. Farther on down the line, the other engine broke down, and the train came to a standstill. The engineer decided he should inform the passengers about why the train had stopped, and made the following announcement:

"Ladies and gentlemen, I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is that both engines have failed, and we will be stuck here for some time. The good news is that you decided to take the train and not fly."

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lame joke

從前有兩個年糕，一直都黏在一起．直到有一天，他們終於分開了！！兩個年糕感到非常高興，然後他們就和對方互相GIVE ME 5．．．不幸的他們倆又黏了回去．．

hahaha...